Hello from west Berkshire.

[EagerNoSkill]

Welkom jou mal moer!
Was lekker om jou by die Phoenix te ontmoet.

Ek was saam met David en Christel in die Shooting Shed
Ek was die mooi, fris aantreklike ou met lang hare :lol:

Ek skiet miskien op Stickeldown die Sondag oggend wat kom - net as ek a teiken kan kry!
Jy kan saam kom speel - bring Biltong! tongueout
Kom ons sien hoe doen jy met jou "miesie" in 'n wind wat jou verkrag!

:-)

ENS / Tim

Before I get moaned at ... TIM translation
"It was nice to meet you at the Pheonix.
I was with David and Christel at the Shooting Shed
I was the handsome, fit and attractive chap with the long hair

I may be shooting on Stickeldown this coming Sunday morning - only if I can get a target!
you can come play - bring Biltong!
Lets us see how you do with your "girlfriend" in a wind that is raping you!"

I thought it would be interesting to see what "google would say - so after I typed the above I used the Google translation feature :lol:
"Was nice to meet you at the Phoenix.
I was with David and Christel Shooting Shed.
I was pretty, fresh attractive guy with long hair.

I shoot maybe on Stickledown Sunday morning - just as I can get a target!
You can come together play - bring Jerky!
Let's see how you do with your "missus" a wind who raped you!"

Not bad ... quite close but some "funnies"
The absolute criminal offence is to even use the word "jerky" in the same breathe as "biltong"
That is like comparing dog p*** (jerky) to a fine single malt scotch (biltong)! :55:

[Matt]

Welcome :goodjob:

PS. I think ENS should stick with the google translation :lol:

[vasbyt.skollie]

Welkom jou mal moer!
Was lekker om jou by die Phoenix te ontmoet.

Ek was saam met David en Christel in die Shooting Shed
Ek was die mooi, fris aantreklike ou met lang hare :lol:

Ek skiet miskien op Stickeldown die Sondag oggend wat kom - net as ek a teiken kan kry!
Jy kan saam kom speel - bring Biltong! tongueout
Kom ons sien hoe doen jy met jou "miesie" in 'n wind wat jou verkrag!

:-)

ENS / Tim

Before I get moaned at ... TIM translation
"It was nice to meet you at the Pheonix.
I was with David and Christel at the Shooting Shed
I was the handsome, fit and attractive chap with the long hair

I may be shooting on Stickeldown this coming Sunday morning - only if I can get a target!
you can come play - bring Biltong!
Lets us see how you do with your "girlfriend" in a wind that is raping you!"

I thought it would be interesting to see what "google would say - so after I typed the above I used the Google translation feature :lol:
"Was nice to meet you at the Phoenix.
I was with David and Christel Shooting Shed.
I was pretty, fresh attractive guy with long hair.

I shoot maybe on Stickledown Sunday morning - just as I can get a target!
You can come together play - bring Jerky!
Let's see how you do with your "missus" a wind who raped you!"

Not bad ... quite close but some "funnies"
The absolute criminal offence is to even use the word "jerky" in the same breathe as "biltong"
That is like comparing dog p*** (jerky) to a fine single malt scotch (biltong)! :55:

Hello ENS /Tim

Hoe gaan dit met jou? Ek het 'n lekker potjie met my broer en pa op Sondag. Ek is jammer dat ek kan nie kom nie ek moet lekker mal vees ne.

Ja ons moet saam skiet, my "meisie" geveer sal jou gat skop @800 en 900, maar 1000 en 1100 sal die vind my 'n bitjie rond vaai..

Vasbyt.

Ps, mods there is no vulgar language in this post, just a little banter between two souf addicans hahaha.

[Christel]

Welkom jou mal moer!
Was lekker om jou by die Phoenix te ontmoet.

Ek was saam met David en Christel in die Shooting Shed
Ek was die mooi, fris aantreklike ou met lang hare :lol:

Ek skiet miskien op Stickeldown die Sondag oggend wat kom - net as ek a teiken kan kry!
Jy kan saam kom speel - bring Biltong! tongueout
Kom ons sien hoe doen jy met jou "miesie" in 'n wind wat jou verkrag!

:-)

ENS / Tim

Before I get moaned at ... TIM translation
"It was nice to meet you at the Pheonix.
I was with David and Christel at the Shooting Shed
I was the handsome, fit and attractive chap with the long hair

I may be shooting on Stickeldown this coming Sunday morning - only if I can get a target!
you can come play - bring Biltong!
Lets us see how you do with your "girlfriend" in a wind that is raping you!"

I thought it would be interesting to see what "google would say - so after I typed the above I used the Google translation feature :lol:
"Was nice to meet you at the Phoenix.
I was with David and Christel Shooting Shed.
I was pretty, fresh attractive guy with long hair.

I shoot maybe on Stickledown Sunday morning - just as I can get a target!
You can come together play - bring Jerky!
Let's see how you do with your "missus" a wind who raped you!"

Not bad ... quite close but some "funnies"
The absolute criminal offence is to even use the word "jerky" in the same breathe as "biltong"
That is like comparing dog p*** (jerky) to a fine single malt scotch (biltong)! :55:

Hello ENS /Tim

Hoe gaan dit met jou? Ek het 'n lekker potjie met my broer en pa op Sondag. Ek is jammer dat ek kan nie kom nie ek moet lekker mal vees ne.

Ja ons moet saam skiet, my "meisie" geveer sal jou gat skop @800 en 900, maar 1000 en 1100 sal die vind my 'n bitjie rond vaai..

Vasbyt.

Ps, mods there is no vulgar language in this post, just a little banter between two souf addicans hahaha.

I get most of it tongueout

Carry on