If there is a Zombie incident....................

[FGarre]

Hi,

I am new to this so sorry for this basic question...

Do Zombies have brains?

If they do then I do not agree with that 99%... just look around and you will see...

I will be part of that 1%, yes: I have guns and most important: enough beer to survive and keep healthy: the beer will kill any virus or bacteria trying to enter my body. :-)

Regards,

[David-mauser]

It’s easy to spot the people most likely to become zombies, just walk around Tesco on a Saturday zzzzom it’s like Day of the Dead in there!

[FGarre]

HE HE, that's a good one.

Try Westfield at Stratford... that's another "gold mine" of future zombies...

:-)

[Mike357]

No brain after I nail them with one of these bad boys. My silent Zombie weapon of choice.

[25Pdr]

The Walking Dead series can be found Here...

[honsu]

No brain after I nail them with one of these bad boys. My silent Zombie weapon of choice.

Were can I get one of those
PS I have read Adrians undead diarey so now what to do.



:flag5: zzzzom zzzzom

[Mike357]

Fear not young Honsu, you can get one of these fine Zombie slaying weapons in the UK at http://www.heinnie.com/product.asp?P_ID=8871 or for full on, not to be lost in the dark M48 Apocalypse model - http://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-Ap ... B008FO5CXS

zzzzom zzzzom

[FGarre]

hi,

Those zombie weapons are nothing compared with the ultimate weapon of mass destruction....

Let me introduce you my "Mother in Law..." :-D :-D :-D
Range: Give her a phone and there will be no limits...
Magazine Capacity: unlimited!! she can be talking for hours about nothing.
Weatherproof: yes, she goes on talking and talking even when under the water.
Caliber: Any and All. She will know more than you do about everything and she will have 3 million stories of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend....
Price: Uhm...I am sure all of you are willing to buy one.... Price is: "I will pay you whatever you want if you take it away!
Return policy: I'm sorry: NO.

:-D :-D

(just joking...

[ovenpaa]

I could always say I refuse to comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself..

My Mother in Law is OK, pretty good in fact however she is also scarily clever which means if I say something she looks at me and smiles...

[Burner]

It’s easy to spot the people most likely to become zombies, just walk around Tesco on a Saturday

Over here they have "Obama 2012" decals on the rear of their cars. Often found at Wal Mart, and Starbucks coffee shops.