It's an ill wind.

[meles meles]

We once popped into a self proclaimed 'gastro-pub' in Tiduff. As they had crocodile on the menu we decided to give it a try and were presented with something we considered to be closer to Michelin MX than Michelin starred. Our suspicion is that the chef had run out of crocodile and, rather than admit defeat, served up a portion of fried tyre. It was tasteless and unchewable. If it was genuinely crocodile we can understand why they have no natural predators...

[Jenks]

Jenks,

Blu..

Fish and Chips tonight from the chippy opposite 'The Ram' in Tidworth.. do you remember it?

Jenks

Yep I remember it well Jenks, funny how we forget about things as we go through life but we never forget certain pubs or the chip shops near them. So are you living in Tidworth now?

Blu

Blu...

So are you living in Tidworth now?

No mate, just over the hill in Ludgershall. We needed more room than we had in the cottage in Barton Stacey. (Grandchildren).

Jenks