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They're coming for us...

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:22 pm
by meles meles
The brain dead* are coming for us, oomans. Even got a wok-wok overhead at the moment. We're activating our survival plan...


















* Farmer Giles and his subsidising chums at DEFRA

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:26 am
by Blackstuff
Well if you'd just come out and get your TB shot like a good lad there wouldn't be an issue. Of course this may just be a cunning plan to get you out in the open.... bangbang :run:

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:14 pm
by Chuck
Take 'em down badger, old age and treachery beats youth and skill don't forget...If you need help just holler. We're right behind you. :good:

Some of your other supporters are just plain raving bonkers - candle lit vigils sign01 sign01 sign01 !

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/nfu-conf ... 53439.html

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:20 pm
by meles meles
Yes, but our propaganda department are quite happy to exploit the feeble minded. We've taken lessons on that from Blair, Cameron and company...

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 10:28 pm
by Chuck
Badger, they stole it from Mugabe and Stalin but as long as it works and the sets are safe from long haired guitar players .. :good:

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:22 am
by meles meles
We made it through the night, oomans, though it got a bit hairy when we had to slip through the cordons disguised as a humbug...

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:20 am
by Chuck
slip through the cordons disguised as a humbug...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:16 pm
by Dougan
meles meles wrote:We made it through the night, oomans, though it got a bit hairy when we had to slip through the cordons disguised as a humbug...
You're an odd bugger mate; but despite my feelings on the cull, that did make me laugh...

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:33 am
by Scotsgun
Come on out and play. I have some peanut butter and a wee prezzie for you.........you and that numpty, Brian may.

Re: They're coming for us...

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:47 pm
by meles meles
You really don't know much about fine dining do you ?

*Returns to pondering wine list*