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The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:17 pm
by meles meles
An ooman of our acquaintance has been getting rather envious of our AI 7mm Rem Mag and decided he needed to leap frog ahead of us in the arms race, so we dragged him along to the dolphinarium to help him spend his money. Naturally on the way there we give him the benefit of our opinion on the many different calibres, actions, barrels and stocks that are available so he knew exactly what to buy.*

Mik greeted us heartily upon arrival at his emporium and soon we were sipping tea and talking guns. A nicer chap you couldn't hope to meet. First of all he enquired what sort of shooting the rifle was required for and explained the pros and cons of several suitable calibres, even including a snazzy demonstration of how to make a .284 cartridge case from some spent brass and what we thought looked like a pencil sharpener. The ooman was impressed and after more discussion settled upon the .284 cartridge as being the ideal calibre for his needs.

Mik then brought out a selection of actions and demonstrated them all, explaining the advantages and disadvantages of each. We were rather taken with Dolphin's own action which does have some quite impressive design features, is easy to strip and has an interchangeable bolt head. We liked it, thinking it might be able to double for .284 and .338 but after playing with all the actions and triggers, repeatedly, our ooman chose a Nesika.

Next came the stocks: a wide and varied selection of wood, polymer, aluminium and even carbon fibre. Lots of stroking and caressing followed, actions were fitted and adjustments made. The ooman almost did as we had told him and nearly selected Dolphin's own aluminium folding stock but then saw, tested and fell in love with a Joe West laminated stock with Dolphin's own integral aluminium bedding system. We have to admit, it was very nice...

Barrels came next, and Mik has rack upon rack of them. Twist rates were discussed, profiles considered and fluting toyed with. A nice Bartlein was selected. Unfortunately for us, not in .338 Lapua...

After several hours, with boundless help and guidance from Mik, our ooman had selected and specified a rifle perfectly designed and suited to his needs. Not our needs, not even Mik's needs, but his own needs. Now what could be better recommendation than that ?







* The Sett Armoury has a vacancy for a .338 AI

Re: The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:02 pm
by IainWR
And you managed that report without using f**k as a term of endearment!

Re: The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 7:44 pm
by meles meles
Yes ooman, we did. It's easy.

Re: The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:27 pm
by meles meles
We've just returned from taking our pet ooman to the Dolphinarium to collect his new rifle. We have to confess, it's an awesome piece of kit, all sleek and shiny: a big stainless Bartlein barrel and Nesika action neatly nestled in a Joe West stock with even more scope for alteration and amendments than a Lib Dem policy.

Mik was his usual hospitable, entertaining and educational self, carefully talking our ooman through the techniques required to convert long thin brass cartridges into short fat ones, measure them, fill them with powder and feed them into the new gun. We had a happy wander around the Dolphinarium, sticking our snout into the many cupboards and showcases, drooling over the many shiny things on show - which included a nice big Russian M10 machine gun on a Sokolev mount. Unfortunately, Mik has metal detectors on the doors so we had to leave it behind...

Re: The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:20 pm
by Demonic69
You know the rules stripy!

Re: The Dolphin Gun Company

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:45 pm
by meles meles
It's not our gun !


*Sulks*