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Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:58 am
by froggy
Great Bank holidays Week-end... After a scorching sunday sadly the weather is not that great to go to the lac. I have a bit of post pay-day money in my pocket, do need some ammo, so I decided to paid a visit to my "local" gun dealer.

The guy is really nice. We always have couple of non-alcoholic beers . The fat liar pretends that my atrocious Czech is improving & that he now understands every single word I say. We have a great chat about guns & shooting, how the world is going mad but that at least his secretary still has a very very decent perky pair. He also always have couple of interesting pieces to show me.


I like hand-guns very much, so we start there. Maybe a nice "Classic & Classy" little German number ?

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More keenly priced, this ex-Israeli army one will merely cost the price of a 22lr GSG 1911 upgrade kit ...
It has been fully re-furbished & comes with a 2 years guaranty. No need to play or "improve" it. Tempting ...

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He always has a decnt rifles selection. Some modern & some classics . Enny meeny miney mo...

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Surprise... surprise ...This M93 Black Arrow does stand-out of the lot. A bit pricey, a tad cumbersome & far too serious for my recreative poor shooting.

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If the truth to be know, I am now getting a bit over excited. That Vz59 is both compact, cheaper & I am sure much more fun to play around .

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Getting a bit carried away now, I guess the GSh 23 must be truly monster fun but at 3,000 rounds/minutes. Even if he throws in a good deal on couple of boxes of 23x115, this is getting really silly.

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So, let go back to something more manageable. Something small, sexy, full of cute Eastern-European charm, his secretary & Vz61 both spring to mind.

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or, maybe something with a bit longer sight radius

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Still undecided, I go back to look at the rifles' stock.

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Arghhh... After 5 mns I clock something I like the look of it ... very very much like.

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Guns are useless without ammo - got any ?

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Still pondering how to talk plod into granting me extra slots on my FAC, the time is ticking & I have some shooting to do, so and since we are there in the ammo section : " I'll have 2 boxes of your finest 9*18 sir". But I'll be back , promise !

Before you ask, 95% of the stock is strictly restricted to governmental sales. So, unless, you have your own country with a legit, very much UN & internationally recognized army or police force, that you filled-up sh*t load of paper-work & obtained mountains of authorisations, it is very much "looky-looky" only.

I would still be very happy with the 5 % left ... O:-)

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:30 am
by meles meles
froggy wrote: So, unless, you have your own country with a legit, very much UN & internationally recognized army or police force, that you filled-up sh*t load of paper-work & obtained mountains of authorisations, it is very much "looky-looky" only.

*picks up teffylone*

"Legal weasel ? It is ? Good. Badger here. About that Declaration of Independence for SomerSett and DorSett. Yes, include GloucesterSettshire too..."

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:36 am
by Doz
Sickening! I would love to have a wander around in there, even if I weren't able to take anything away.

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:39 am
by Blackstuff
goodjob

He must have some serious security to hold that little lot! bangbang

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:49 am
by ArcofZen
And yet not a single picture of the secretary...poor show!

I could spend hours in that shop, you're a lucky man :good:

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:57 am
by polemass
He is his secretary...part-time... :p

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 12:42 pm
by froggy
Are you calling me a "guns slut" ??! :o O:-)
Not only that place makes Tower of London more open than George's Michael's favorite public toilets but most of the staff also "open carry".

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:09 pm
by polemass
I am not ....thanx for marvelous pics-almost like from fairyland...send pm with coordinates plz :good:

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:24 pm
by Kungfugerbil
froggy wrote:Still undecided, I go back to look at the rifles' stock.

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Wow. Just wow.

Thanks for sharing :)

Re: Down the local Czech gun dealer

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:46 pm
by snayperskaya
I'll take both of the Gryazev-Shipunov's, a three dozen AK-74s and a container of ammo please :good:

Also spotted an RPK and an SKS and a load of Yugo M70's

Any SVD's there Tovarisch???.