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How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:03 am
by Chuck
For those with no class who manage to get one: lol

https://youtu.be/XKH5Gd92k74

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:24 pm
by Les
I can't believe I sat and watched all that. It was still a signfunnypost though! :good:

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:38 pm
by johngarnett
Me too!!! :o :o :o
JohnG :cornwall:

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:00 pm
by Pete
It'd be even funnier if it wasn't true.............

Pete

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:34 pm
by Gazoo
Pete wrote:It'd be even funnier if it wasn't true.............

Pete
What he said , excellent !

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:52 pm
by dromia
BMW used to mean "Bayerische Motoren Werke" but now it means "Feck you I have right of way"!

The cloaking device that makes them invisible to speed cameras also must negate the need to fit indicators to these cars.

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:32 am
by Chuck
lol lol :good: :good:

The reason BM drivers do not use indicators on occasion because for some reason they are almost impossible to cancel without switching them to the opposite side and confusing the bloke behind you.

However, there'as always courtesy amongst other beemer drivers, something you don't get from people drivinga Peeus or whatever.

A 5 Series is still the best car to have all things considered for daily use. :D :D :run: :run: :run:

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:07 pm
by dromia
I am sure BMW cars are fine it is just that their owners seem to be universally arseholes on the road.

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:13 pm
by Chuck
On the contrary - though to be fair that assertion does hold true south of the Border...

Re: How to drive a BMW

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:05 am
by Col
As a guy how has owned 3 BMWs over the years,and currently owns 1 all I can say is jealousy gets you nowhere guys. Us BMW drivers pride our selves with the knowledge we can be an equal tit which ever car we drive, as Im sure you guys who drive ordinary cars can also