A smartly dressed man is walking through the streets of Westminster late one night.
The out of the shadows jumps a mugger, pushes a gun into the man's ribs and says "Give me all your money".
The man retorts, How dare you do this to me, I am an important person, a Member of Parliament"
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The robber replies, "In that case, give me all MY money!"
Mugging ...
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Mugging ...
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Re: Mugging ...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools!!
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