Any window lickers on the forum?
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:44 pm
Ladies & gentlemen,
Tonight we have for sale a high quality Mk1 GSG5 semi auto .22LR.
I bought his excellent gun second hand when I got my ticket around three years ago, at the time I didn't know anything about guns but it has proven to be an excellent, reliable rifle that will cycle anything you put in the mag.
They are absolutely superb for bashing bunnies (if you ignore the A.R.U. & support helicopter) & are great target rifles if you can throw them hard enough down the range.
They are so good that I last took it out of my cabinet around 18 months ago but in that time it has managed to further impress me by scratching all my other rifle with it's tacticool bits.
If I lived in a civilised country I could give this to the nearest window licker & run away but as I'm in the UK I can't do that, I won't take it back to my local RFD as they will sell it on to another expert that has just got his or her ticket. I could also give it to a friend (but I value the few I have) or donate it to one of my clubs but they wont have it.
I have heard that these excellent "rifles" can be made to shoot reliably but I have been told that pigs can fly, if I'm honest I'm 41 years old & don't have the lifespan to wait for either of these to happen.
What I need is a window licker that want's one of these excellent "rifles" that has managed to keep hold of their ticket, has an empty slot for a semi auto (LOL) & a nice cosy ambulance to get them within a reasonable distance of Lancashire (I can give your nurse directions)
Obviously money needs to change hands & I'm willing to pay you a whole £ to get this excellent rifle off my ticket. (Or I might be willing to swap you for a fully functioning Vickers if I'm in a good mood).
Cheers,
Mick.
Tonight we have for sale a high quality Mk1 GSG5 semi auto .22LR.
I bought his excellent gun second hand when I got my ticket around three years ago, at the time I didn't know anything about guns but it has proven to be an excellent, reliable rifle that will cycle anything you put in the mag.
They are absolutely superb for bashing bunnies (if you ignore the A.R.U. & support helicopter) & are great target rifles if you can throw them hard enough down the range.
They are so good that I last took it out of my cabinet around 18 months ago but in that time it has managed to further impress me by scratching all my other rifle with it's tacticool bits.
If I lived in a civilised country I could give this to the nearest window licker & run away but as I'm in the UK I can't do that, I won't take it back to my local RFD as they will sell it on to another expert that has just got his or her ticket. I could also give it to a friend (but I value the few I have) or donate it to one of my clubs but they wont have it.
I have heard that these excellent "rifles" can be made to shoot reliably but I have been told that pigs can fly, if I'm honest I'm 41 years old & don't have the lifespan to wait for either of these to happen.
What I need is a window licker that want's one of these excellent "rifles" that has managed to keep hold of their ticket, has an empty slot for a semi auto (LOL) & a nice cosy ambulance to get them within a reasonable distance of Lancashire (I can give your nurse directions)
Obviously money needs to change hands & I'm willing to pay you a whole £ to get this excellent rifle off my ticket. (Or I might be willing to swap you for a fully functioning Vickers if I'm in a good mood).
Cheers,
Mick.
